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Alex Balk: Weirdest fortune cookie ever.

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“Years later you will realize that Mike’s crazy girlfriend was a person just like you, and maybe the things that you and your group snickered about and gave Mike shit for were just signs that she was as damaged as everybody else and had the basic insecurities that we all do, and actually Mike was kind of a dick and may have exaggerated some of his stories for effect and she probably wasn’t as terrible as everybody liked to think, and perhaps if you were all a little nicer maybe she and Mike would have possibly been good for each other in the ways that people eventually find to help themselves cope with the baffling existence that is life. Of course by then it will be too late.”

…in bed.

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