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pareene:

Teachers attempting to break up fights in many of today’s public school have grown accustomed to the refrain: “Based God fucked your bitch.”

I’m pretty sure that “Based God fucked your bitch” is the theme of my old high school’s prom this year. If it’s not, it should be!

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