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OH SO MY DROID AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU ELITIST MOFOS?

You know what else makes it hard to contribute? Not being able to speak/write in clear sentences, which exist at the intersection of tech and culture! 

Yeah, I was going to say that last sentence needs to have a noun at the intersection of that clause and the word “which.” Siri, can you help me not be a complete fucking moron?
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placesweusedtogo:

thedorseyshawexperience:

OH SO MY DROID AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU ELITIST MOFOS?

You know what else makes it hard to contribute? Not being able to speak/write in clear sentences, which exist at the intersection of tech and culture! 

Yeah, I was going to say that last sentence needs to have a noun at the intersection of that clause and the word “which.” Siri, can you help me not be a complete fucking moron?

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  7. coffee-n-cats said: that’s technoist and it’s against my rights as a’MURICAN!
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    Sounds like a fucking fantastic job… until the last bullet point.
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    Heh, looks like those jerks really need a good writer. I’d be nervous about any job that described itself as writer /...
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    It appears these people don’t understand the difference between an iPhone and the Internet.
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    Will my Sprint flip phone be okay
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    It’s cool, everyone, I will take this job. Where do I sign up?
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    But seriously this is disgusting.
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