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tballardbrown:

It’s 2:00 a.m. The bars have just closed, and you’re craving the sugary goodness of a cupcake. Trouble is, bakeries are closed, too. So your best bet is the pre-packaged Hostess snacks selling at 7-Eleven.
Not for much longer.
Come August, Sprinkles plans to turn on a 24-hour cupcake dispensing machine at its bakery, located at 3015 M St. NW.
via Sprinkles to open a cupcake ATM in Georgetown - The Washington Post
My mouth says “NOM NOM NOM,” but my waistline says “no, no, no!”

Does anyone remember when “innovation” meant something other than “solving a problem that no one had until we suggested a solution for it?” They will when I open my twenty-four hour baseball bat vending machine that people can use to destroy the cupcake machine.
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tballardbrown:

It’s 2:00 a.m. The bars have just closed, and you’re craving the sugary goodness of a cupcake. Trouble is, bakeries are closed, too. So your best bet is the pre-packaged Hostess snacks selling at 7-Eleven.

Not for much longer.

Come August, Sprinkles plans to turn on a 24-hour cupcake dispensing machine at its bakery, located at 3015 M St. NW.

via Sprinkles to open a cupcake ATM in Georgetown - The Washington Post

My mouth says “NOM NOM NOM,” but my waistline says “no, no, no!”

Does anyone remember when “innovation” meant something other than “solving a problem that no one had until we suggested a solution for it?” They will when I open my twenty-four hour baseball bat vending machine that people can use to destroy the cupcake machine.

(via neighborhoodr-washingtondc)

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    YAS
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    GIMMIE CUPCAKE! (in fact, i should have went to my local bakery yesterday. they had buy two, get two free HUGE...
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    But then I’d have to deal with the jerks in Georgetown. What cupcake could be worth that?
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    What?
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    Jason Linkins : Boy Genius.
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    Okay, there are already three different cupcake shops in Georgetown. (Four if you count the ones you can get up at...
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    Does anyone remember when “innovation” meant something other than “solving a problem that no one had until we suggested...
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    cupcake say what!!?!
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    THIS SOUNDS SO AMAZING
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