morning commutes

  • J: can you name the four drinks in that chumbawumba song?
  • me: (momentarily sings under breath) whiskey, vodka, lager, cider.
  • (I hate myself.)
  • _________________
  • Here you go: Bill Gates, Richard Branson, Jack Straw, Billy Graham, Gerhard Schroeder, Tony Blair, Boris Yeltsin, Mick Hucknall, Tipper Gore, Ian Paisley, Pauline Hanson, Courtney Love, Garry Bushell, Paul Condon, Ally McBeal, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Janet Reno, Bill Clinton, Judge Sabo, Bono, Howard Stern, General Pinochet, Nicky Wire, Rupert Murdoch.
  • Now you're on your way to memorizing the "Passenger List for Doomed Flight #1721," which -- you know? -- could stand to be updated?

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