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You don’t want to be the second guy because the second guy is going to get caught,” Morgan said. “He’s going to come at you and he’s going to be the first, second and third guy. You’ve got to remind yourself not to be that fourth and fifth guy, and throw your hands up and walk back to the huddle.
Washington wide receiver Josh Morgan, talking about St. Louis’ Courtland Finnegan’s reputation for being an agitator, and how you can’t be the fucking idiot that gets tagged with a dumb fucking penalty at a crucial moment during the game, BEFORE today’s game, during which Morgan was the fucking idiot that got tagged with the dumb fucking penalty at a crucial moment.
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