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Mahoney, the firm’s specialist in global securities and derivative structures, is a student at East Carolina University.

COLLEGE STUDENTS LAUNCH HEDGE FUND! And they’re “Chairman and Principal Managing Partner” can already speak in nonsense like “Globalization has increased correlation and volatility among international financial markets”! (via counterparties)

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[CORRELATION AND VOLATILITY] + [?????] = TEH PROFITZ

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