Stilettos and broken bottles. I write “EAT THE PRESS” for the Huffington Post. Sometimes you will find me at The Awl. All rights reserved. All calls answered in the order they were received. All apologies.Tumblr (3.0; @dceiver)http://dceiver.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d70838610c8130c4301d65f909f71a14/tumblr_mnaef0waY91qfy8bao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/51206704649http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/51206704649Fri, 24 May 2013 01:11:24 -0400books2013 booksa wilderness of errorerrol morris<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1beff632deb2fa807103527bc37bc8eb/tumblr_mn2l59xLAd1qfy8bao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Any book that tells the truth about Ozzie Smith being better than Jeter is all right with me.</p>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50863915828http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50863915828Sun, 19 May 2013 19:55:57 -04002013 booksbooksthe signal and the noisenate silver<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/865762280b31b22fb84a148b1f95b7a4/tumblr_mn0twfGRdX1qfy8bao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pork corn, from Bayou Bakery.</p>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50773864037http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50773864037Sat, 18 May 2013 21:09:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8fe1e7e98a9e342d475526f64e96b2a/tumblr_mn0d5diUYN1qfy8bao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yo I see you creepin’ on Nabisco’s brand, Paul Newman. (at City Market & Deli)</p>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50748759574http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50748759574Sat, 18 May 2013 15:08:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6ce4abfcad4b7b53f10d52f28011d21/tumblr_mmzz8nc8KS1qfy8bao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Man, you do not want to be the last to know that your brand of condoms has been recalled. Or your yam goods. (at G St Courtyard)</p>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50728488426http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50728488426Sat, 18 May 2013 10:07:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/539ab89fba0caf837d741e65b30c3be4/tumblr_mmz03yA3fM1qfy8bao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Treat yo’ self time. (at Weekend Arlington)</p>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50693207944http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50693207944Fri, 17 May 2013 21:28:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e23aa99bf75e2f9839ab9cca5473ec6a/tumblr_mmx8kaesHE1qfy8bao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Signal v noise (at NJT - Metropark Station (NEC))</p>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50624519577http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50624519577Thu, 16 May 2013 22:36:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/561118265b403ee11c435034730a5d8e/tumblr_mmwgn1MS5T1qfy8bao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Surrender your hemoglobin to Barclays, hu-mans! (at AOL/Huffington Post Media Group HQ)</p>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50583661552http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50583661552Thu, 16 May 2013 12:33:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7233b855f2b4725c40f3b5c15b2abc24/tumblr_mmv65hX7oQ1qfy8bao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>How good do I have to be to go here when I die? Probably pretty good, right? (at Astor Wines & Spirits)</p>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50534998751http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50534998751Wed, 15 May 2013 19:48:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/393f69f028ab037233c395d1ef980e53/tumblr_mmtp2s5HXY1qfy8bao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nothing says, “You are at the office too late” like the sight of these smug assholes. (at AOL/Huffington Post Media Group HQ)</p>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50477052639http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50477052639Wed, 15 May 2013 00:42:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/82935b1844b0d47ef5931fcce76e7a34/tumblr_mmsh35nNng1qfy8bao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Illadelph</p>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50417004895http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50417004895Tue, 14 May 2013 08:52:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39a5a28ead6226f05f7a2c63dab14974/tumblr_mmpd9tvrdq1qfy8bao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50285672192http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50285672192Sun, 12 May 2013 16:37:05 -0400the psychopath testjon ronsonbooks2013 books<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2e31b4f413453556aa4af24d83b62db/tumblr_mmnwhbdWZr1qfy8bao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Straight Boulevardier sippin’</p>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50213197657http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50213197657Sat, 11 May 2013 21:36:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ed91ea2c5492cc7bc2308a066222694/tumblr_mmniawWwwB1qfy8bao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50192275617http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50192275617Sat, 11 May 2013 16:30:32 -0400teju coleopen city2013 booksbooks<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/544573828368383d0d95be667486b0ed/tumblr_mmnafbGq4Y1qfy8bao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Doggone! (at DC-3)</p>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50180165934http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/50180165934Sat, 11 May 2013 13:40:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/112cf3538418ebb57ad0ea4b1f44928c/tumblr_mmecx0qblK1qfy8bao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/49802586949http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/49802586949Mon, 06 May 2013 17:55:48 -0400dave brypublic apologybooks2013 books<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c61032c29d7db60858d2c3f94df7a460/tumblr_mmb36bHz2V1qfy8bao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>JSOC it to me!</p>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/49649819907http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/49649819907Sat, 04 May 2013 23:32:35 -0400dirty warsjeremy scahillbooks2013 books<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4819b56c43327da62befc94151e30b47/tumblr_mmb2v1b5GK1qfy8bao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I think we have enough gin.</p>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/49649317922http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/49649317922Sat, 04 May 2013 23:25:49 -0400we do not need anymore gin for the time being.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d37dbc9b9d2a089b3e54bfc0858eb401/tumblr_mmasfahqaF1qfy8bao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/49633277364http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/49633277364Sat, 04 May 2013 19:40:22 -0400nothing to envybarbara demickbooks2013 books<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc40fee5e31007e90f5f4c3cc8070f3c/tumblr_mmabsk5lC21qfy8bao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>At Bayou Bakery sipping on a bloody and listening to the gentlemen in the county lockup serenade us with catcalls. (at Bayou Bakery)</p>http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/49607367926http://dceiver.tumblr.com/post/49607367926Sat, 04 May 2013 13:41:08 -0400