I just want to give McKayla Maroney a big hug. Then we can compare our scrunchie collections or something while we talk shit about Russian gymnasts.
Not to worry. She is already plotting her revenge and she knows EXACTLY how it’s going to go. Trust me, things have only STARTED getting good.
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Obviously I love Calvin Harris, but I just took one look at this list and thought, “Girl, someone should murder you.”
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