STFU, Conservatives: I just legitimately do not understand why my tax dollars should pay for birth control.
I’m not saying people shouldn’t have access to birth control but why do people have to pay for you to get hot ‘n heavy with your boyfriend? You are making the choice to have sex when you may not be in the financial situation to care for a child. I applaud you for taking…
You may as well ask, “Why do my tax dollars have to pay for birth?” The other, more well-known consequence of sexual congress. Taken as a whole, a birth ties up your tax dollars in interesting and expensive ways. All those schools and cops? That minivan that’s wearing out the road faster? All those government grant programs trying to find the best way to keep all these shitty kids safe and out of trouble after school?
Taken as a whole, any intelligent “not with my tax dollars!” type should realize that the cost effective thing to do is buy that rubber.
Sentence from Mitt Romney’s physicians report or from Weyland Industries marketing materials?
I think Mitt would have better relations with the media if he stopped asking them to do shit on Friday afternoons, but Zach has a good attitude about it, at least.
This is worse than those Human Centipede movies, NYDN.
The foreign policy debate is on October 22. Think this might come up? How will Romney answer the question?
Those “common people” just don’t understand reality — says person in a Range Rover stamped with East Hampton beach permits.
Did she study sculpture at St. Martin College?
Here’s my colleague and BFF @samsteinhp’s Very Internet Famous Romney conference call question, which was so GOTCHA because of the way it sought a response of either “yes” or “no” and really, no one even DREAMED was going to lead to this strange, hilarious outcome.
Every candidate endorsed by God has lost to Mitt Romney
I think a lot of people are sleeping on @danamira right now, which is dumb, because he cracks my shit up daily.
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