"CRUZYMANDIAS," a poem.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “This vast and clueless slab of derp
Stood in the Senate. Heard him on the stand,
Half sunk, in rather ornate lies, his frown
And twitching lip and sneer of cold command
Tells that this orator of eggs and ham read
As to connive, vamped on such senseless things,
To the pols that mocked him and the Reps that fled.
And on the news chyron these words appear:
`My name is Cruzymandias, Bat of Dings:
Look on my works, John Boehner, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that abysmal dreck, boundless with blare,
The multitude of LOLs stretch far away.”
Errrrybody mulling a return to the Senate on Twitter gettin tipsy.
Y’all way into Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson today? Here’s some further reading.
His level of patheticness is just OFF THE CHARTS